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I’m sick, so go play somewhere else. Here’s some ideas:

Idiot Toys for gadget snark at its best.
You can never go wrong with either Penny Arcade or VG Cats for your game-related web comics. Wonderland offers enjoyable and off-beat gaming commentary.
And if you are just looking for chuckles, Matt at Defective Yeti delivers the goods.
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This is not photoshopped. Honest. I took this on holiday in a Bermuda supermarket.

The package implies there’s other varieties of cock soup, perhaps a mild or a creamy (since this is the spicy cock soup). No pussy flavored soup was to be found anywhere, oddly.
I thought it would be funny to get some to bring [...]

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Now this is exactly what I want to smell like:I suppose it smells like gasoline with a little bit of motor oil and plastic. I suppose it will do better than that old discontinued “Civic” fragrance, but at least you could count on a bottle of that lasting a really long time and never breaking.
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Here’s how Friday went:

Money saved by scoring a parking spot with a meter versus parking in a garage for 3 hours: $7
Cost of parking ticket for not noticing the “No parking after 4PM” sign: $115
Amount of hassle caused by losing wallet before taking weekend trip: Massive
That would be the same wallet which contains the newly [...]

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Now that I’ve finally managed to secure a replacement Social Security card just in time for Social Security to be dismantled, I might as well use it to get a current New York State driver’s license.
While I was an international fugitive living abroad in Bermuda for five years, my New York state driver’s license expired. [...]

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