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That does not mean what you think it means

February 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m not a “top View definition in a new window” executive by any stretch of the imagination, so I’ve never been called upon to address an entire company at a meeting. But if I were, I might think saying something like “employees are our most valuable asset” to be somewhat inappropriate if the company had just spent several months letting go [...]

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Tags: Corporate Life

Standing tall, standing cheap

February 4th, 2008 · Comments Off

In the ever constant pressure to cut costs, I’m sure my company will be examining this innovation: The Hip Office:

With this, we can drastically reduce the amount of square footage per employee, as well as eliminating any need for expensive office chairs and desk systems.
I think the only issue holding up deployment is that laptops [...]

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Tags: Corporate Life · Gadgets

Executive Corporate Planning and Policy simulator (desktop edition)

January 24th, 2008 · Comments Off

You can move them around all you want. It’s uncanny.

I might get a third one, just so I can do more scenarios.
Hopefully you work somewhere that follows a better methodology.

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Tags: Corporate Life · Funny