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Hard to believe it was four years ago that I became such a lucky, lucky man. It feels like the blink of an eye.
My thanks to my wife Conny , for her love, patience, inspiration and laughter.
Thanks also go to the folks at Danube for making our anniversary dinner amazing. I have never gotten [...]

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The picture below gives some idea of how disturbing our Valentine’s Day was.
That’s right, we gave each other the same card. We both shopped in completely different stores, both large card stores with a vast selection, and yet somehow, picked the exact same card.
Sickening, isn’t it?
Though, actually, I bought Conny two cards. One was [...]

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Sorry for the absence. I had no idea how much physical harm an enraged wife can do with an ironing board. But luckily, it was nothing two weeks in the hospital couldn’t fix. Sorry for the lapse, but it’s hard to type while in traction.
Actually, most of you know I’d never give my wife an [...]

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It’s anniversary week in the Nosuch household. First the wedding, now the wife’s birthday. The good news is having them occur so close to each other means it’s unlikely I forget both. It also means only one period of frantic shopping to cover two of my essential spousal obligations. And, as time goes on, I [...]

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In two years of being married to Conny , I have learned

A kind deed goes a long way. A nice gift goes even further.

To avoid playing games like Pictionary with my wife on my team, out of fear of frightening our friends with our preternatural spousal telepathy.

Packing a few essential sex toys while traveling is [...]

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