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February 22nd, 2008 · No Comments · TV

Big Brother: ‘Til Death Do Us Part?I am disappointed to report the writers’ strike induced “Big Brother: ‘Til Death Do You Part” is quite the let-down. Turns out there’s no actual executions.

After enduring two episodes watching this group of romper room rejects struggle vainly with things like fundamental cognition and sentence formation I was getting ready to kill myself. Luckily I realized I could just avert my eyes from the train wreck and turn it off.

CBS’ casting for Big Brother is consistently horrible. Here’s a free tip for them: a diversity of ages and experiences in the contestants makes for a better show. It also might be time to replace the moronic Julie Chen-bot with a human host that isn’t completely inept and wooden when she’s not glued to a teleprompter. That damn woman can’t even ask questions off of index cards without screwing it up.

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