You think yours is cool, clever and interesting, but it is only cool, clever and interesting to you. But no one else wants to hear yours, and the more they have to listen to it, the more annoying it becomes. And if you’re honest you’ll admit to having no desire to listen to those of other people.
And that is why I don’t write about my ringtones, and why I set my evening dream to “vibrate.” Or something.
mrnosuch 
nosuch.org