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New York City meets Munich

Just what the doctor ordered

December 6th, 2004 · No Comments · Personal, Travel

My birthday weekend was spent enjoying the brisk but pretty beaches of Long Branch, NJ. The spa hotel we stayed at fed us, massaged us, and even gave me a facial. There’s something mighty fine about a swim in a heated pool in the middle of December. Especially after someone has squeezed the crap out of your bulbous, large pored nose.

I was told by the woman doing my facial that my skin was in good shape and I was well hydrated. I didn’t want to burst her bubble and tell her I was actually hung over and the vast majority of my non-alcoholic hydration comes from Dr. Pepper, not 6 to 8 glasses of water. I bet all that polyethylene glycol is doing wonders for my complexion.

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