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Overheard on the street:

Man, to self, in high, slightly effeminate voice

Looks like I just lost control.

Same man, to self, in a deeper voice

Yeah, well you’re going to lose control right into a hospital.

Tip for modern times: due to cell phone headsets, you can no longer be sure a man apparently talking to himself is crazy, but when he uses different voices to be both sides of the conversation, he is probably not using a phone.