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While I get all in a lather about a misplaced modifier on Big Brother 5, the real Big Brother goods are to be held across the Atlantic. The German version of Big Brother recently aired a female contestant getting her nipple pierced live during the show.

So I guess we’ve hardly got the market cornered on shock television. Merely exposing a pierced nipple is enough to cause the pillars of our nation to shake, imagine the utter destruction that would occur if the actual piercing were to be broadcast.

Thank goodness the FCC protects us from these types of catastrophes.