In two years of being married to Conny 
, I have learned
- A kind deed goes a long way. A nice gift goes even further.
- To avoid playing games like Pictionary with my wife on my team, out of fear of frightening our friends with our preternatural spousal telepathy.
- Packing a few essential sex toys while traveling is key for a good trip. Just remember to take the batteries out before checking the luggage.
- Enough German to understand a slow speaking German kindergartener. Maybe.
- Enough German to say “I love you” which is the linguistic version of making puppy-dog-eyes. Good for getting out of trouble.
- Chocolate makes the world go around. At least hers.
- I am a very lucky man to be married to such a special woman.
Happy Second Anniversary, Conny.
Ich liebe dich!
mrnosuch 
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