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Entries from December 24th, 2003

Must… watch…

December 24th, 2003 · Comments Off on Must… watch… · Uncategorized

I am probably at risk of losing my official geek status since I have yet to see the Return of the King. Conny View definition in a new window and I have decided to maximize our hobbilicious intake and partake of the extended DVDs of the first two movies before heading to the local multiplex for the conclusion. However, this means […]

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Not goats?

December 23rd, 2003 · Comments Off on Not goats? · Uncategorized

How low can one set the bar when selling milk? I suppose by “real cows” they mean “sincere” or something, unlike those other dairies where the cows are all phonys and wannabes.

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Be afraid

December 22nd, 2003 · Comments Off on Be afraid · Uncategorized

Today was Santa Day at work. People can bring their kids in for fun and games and general holiday merriment. It is a low productivity day, tolerated mostly because it would be a low productivity day anyway. They took advantage of some of space on one of our more empty floors to set up the […]

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Toot toot!

December 19th, 2003 · Comments Off on Toot toot! · Uncategorized

What the Internet is truly good for: answering important questions, such as “How long should I wait before farting in front of a girlfriend?” Some select answers: “Three weeks. Yep. That’s the definitive answer. Exactly three weeks. But only if the sex is good. If the sex is lousy, you have to wait 6 weeks.” […]

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Please stand by

December 19th, 2003 · Comments Off on Please stand by · Uncategorized

If you are reading this, then there is no problem. But there was a problem. A DNS problem, to be specific. Hobbled the whole Nosuch empire and associated properties. This is what happens when you move from a top tier web host to the cheap seats. In other words, it was only very indirectly my […]

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