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Entries from December 2003

Must… watch…

December 24th, 2003 · Comments Off

I am probably at risk of losing my official geek status since I have yet to see the Return of the King. Conny View definition in a new window and I have decided to maximize our hobbilicious intake and partake of the extended DVDs of the first two movies before heading to the local multiplex for the conclusion. However, this [...]

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Not goats?

December 23rd, 2003 · Comments Off

How low can one set the bar when selling milk?

I suppose by “real cows” they mean “sincere” or something, unlike those other dairies where the cows are all phonys and wannabes.

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Be afraid

December 22nd, 2003 · Comments Off

Today was Santa Day at work. People can bring their kids in for fun and games and general holiday merriment. It is a low productivity day, tolerated mostly because it would be a low productivity day anyway.
They took advantage of some of space on one of our more empty floors to set up the “North [...]

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Toot toot!

December 19th, 2003 · Comments Off

What the Internet is truly good for: answering important questions, such as “How long should I wait before farting in front of a girlfriend?”
Some select answers:
“Three weeks. Yep. That’s the definitive answer. Exactly three weeks. But only if the sex is good. If the sex is lousy, you have to wait 6 weeks.”
“As soon as [...]

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Please stand by

December 19th, 2003 · Comments Off

If you are reading this, then there is no problem.
But there was a problem. A DNS problem, to be specific. Hobbled the whole Nosuch empire and associated properties. This is what happens when you move from a top View definition in a new window tier web host to the cheap seats.
In other words, it was only very indirectly my fault.

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