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December 19th, 2003 · No Comments · Uncategorized

What the Internet is truly good for: answering important questions, such as “How long should I wait before farting in front of a girlfriend?”

Some select answers:

“Three weeks. Yep. That’s the definitive answer. Exactly three weeks. But only if the sex is good. If the sex is lousy, you have to wait 6 weeks.”

“As soon as possible. Do it now. Get it over with. It’s too important to procrastinate over. You need to find out if your partner is fart-compatible before you invest too much in a doomed relationship if you find out she isn’t.”

“The real question to ask is how long is it okay before you can fart during sex…”

“You must practice diligently, and train yourself to fart silently. When you can do this, and you silently pass wind when you’re with your lady friend, you can then safely blame it on her.”

“My boyfriend and I fart in bed all the time. It’s a bit of a running joke between us. How we laugh! We’re both males, however – if that’s relevant.”

“The important question isn’t when you can start farting in front of her, but when can you pull the sheets over her head when you do?”

Who says the Internet ain’t educational?

(Thanks to Daze ReaderCaution sign for this gem.)

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