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Entries from December 31st, 2003

Happy New Calendar

December 31st, 2003 · Comments Off on Happy New Calendar · Uncategorized

We’ve spent the last few New Year’s Eves quietly, at home, with friends. This year we’ve decided to do our vomitting somewhere else. And who better to look to for a wild year-end bash than to the pervy partymeister himself, Master Steelow? He’s doing two parties this year, one is a fetish/goth/bdsm thing, and the […]

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A Mighty Buzz

December 30th, 2003 · Comments Off on A Mighty Buzz · Uncategorized

All the reports are true. The Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator Massager is indeed the king, or should I say queen, of all vibrators. (And yes, that’s a worksafe link. You can buy it at Drugstore.com. How mainstream is that?) We’ve got our assortment of battery-powered fun, but the Magic Wand was our first plug-in-the-wall toy. […]

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Rumbling

December 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Rumbling · Uncategorized

Guess who got a brand spanking new home theatre system with a kick-ass subwoofer that has bass so low it will rock the house down? My neighbor! Guess how I know! Guess who is watching one of the Lord of the Rings movies? Guess who is about to get a knock on his door?

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Ducking the cooking

December 26th, 2003 · Comments Off on Ducking the cooking · Uncategorized

I thought a well-timed illness might provide me with an excellent excuse to avoid my annual cooking requirement. Last year I weaseled out of cooking Thanksgiving dinner by taking the good wife to visit my family, where my sister-in-law provided a fine and truly gigantic meal. I was informed by Conny View definition in a new window, as Christmas approached, that […]

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Ho ho ho boy!

December 25th, 2003 · Comments Off on Ho ho ho boy! · Uncategorized

I wonder what people thought as I was doing my Christmas shopping, walking down the street clutching three large shopping bags, each boldly proclaiming the logo and name of a different store: Victoria’s Secret, Pleasure Chest and Religous Sex. Perhaps it was “there goes a pervert.” They would be right. But a happy pervert. I […]

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