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We’ve spent the last few New Year’s Eves quietly, at home, with friends. This year we’ve decided to do our vomitting somewhere else. And who better to look to for a wild year-end bash than to the pervy partymeister himself, Master Steelow?
He’s doing two parties this year, one is a fetish/goth/bdsm thing, and the other [...]

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All the reports are true. The Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator Massager is indeed the king, or should I say queen, of all vibrators. (And yes, that’s a worksafe link. You can buy it at Drugstore.com. How mainstream is that?)

We’ve got our assortment of battery-powered fun, but the Magic Wand was our first plug-in-the-wall toy. I [...]

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Guess who got a brand spanking new home theatre system with a kick-ass subwoofer that has bass so low it will rock the house down?
My neighbor!
Guess how I know!
Guess who is watching one of the Lord of the Rings movies?
Guess who is about to get a knock on his door?

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I thought a well-timed illness might provide me with an excellent excuse to avoid my annual cooking requirement. Last year I weaseled out of cooking Thanksgiving dinner by taking the good wife to visit my family, where my sister-in-law provided a fine and truly gigantic meal.
I was informed by Conny , as Christmas approached, that I [...]

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I wonder what people thought as I was doing my Christmas shopping, walking down the street clutching three large shopping bags, each boldly proclaiming the logo and name of a different store: Victoria’s Secret, Pleasure Chest and Religous Sex.
Perhaps it was “there goes a pervert.” They would be right. But a happy pervert.
I shopped other [...]

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