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Entries from August 15th, 2003

We don’ need no stinkin’ electricity

August 15th, 2003 · Comments Off on We don’ need no stinkin’ electricity · Uncategorized

Posted proudly on the front door of the Victoria Supermarket on 9th Avenue, in a bold, determined block print from a well used black magic marker: The supermarket that has been open in the face of disaster while the others were closed will be open til 9PM tonight. Way to go, Mom & Pop! Say […]

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Hello Darkness!

August 14th, 2003 · Comments Off on Hello Darkness! · Uncategorized

Massive power outage! My chance for some prime lootin’! Don’t know the whole deal, but power is out in the northeast. I sit right now in a UPS backed office, looking out the windows at people making a mad scramble to get home without electricity. At least I can walk home from here.

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Press Release

August 13th, 2003 · Comments Off on Press Release · Uncategorized

The White House yesterday said President Bush is willing to consider a constitutional amendment defining Jesus Christ as the one and only Lord and Savior of the United States, which some congressional Republicans say is the only effective option to protect the nation from infidels, unbelievers and heathens. White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said […]

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When all else fails

August 12th, 2003 · Comments Off on When all else fails · Uncategorized

Generally I don’t expect to see the phrase “heavy vaginal bleeding” on a subway ad. But I guess subway commuters make a good target market for drugs. Seeing that the folks selling street drugs can’t buy advertising, us strap hangers are left with reading ads for prescription drug companies. In some of the not-fine-enough-print are […]

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Comic Disbelief

August 11th, 2003 · Comments Off on Comic Disbelief · Uncategorized

So a guy walks into a comic book store in Dallas, Texas. He goes into the adult section of the store, where signs are posted that no minors are allowed. He picks up a comic book, a pretty explicit comic book. After all, it’s in the adult comic section. He goes up to the clerk […]

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