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Posted proudly on the front door of the Victoria Supermarket on 9th Avenue, in a bold, determined block print from a well used black magic marker:
The supermarket that has been open in the face of disaster while the others were closed will be open til 9PM tonight.
Way to go, Mom & Pop! Say it with [...]

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Massive power outage! My chance for some prime lootin’!
Don’t know the whole deal, but power is out in the northeast. I sit right now in a UPS backed office, looking out the windows at people making a mad scramble to get home without electricity.
At least I can walk home from here.

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The White House yesterday said President Bush is willing to consider a constitutional amendment defining Jesus Christ as the one and only Lord and Savior of the United States, which some congressional Republicans say is the only effective option to protect the nation from infidels, unbelievers and heathens.
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said a [...]

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Generally I don’t expect to see the phrase “heavy vaginal bleeding” on a subway ad. But I guess subway commuters make a good target market for drugs. Seeing that the folks selling street drugs can’t buy advertising, us strap hangers are left with reading ads for prescription drug companies. In some of the not-fine-enough-print are [...]

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So a guy walks into a comic book store in Dallas, Texas. He goes into the adult section of the store, where signs are posted that no minors are allowed. He picks up a comic book, a pretty explicit comic book. After all, it’s in the adult comic section. He goes up to the clerk [...]

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