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In case of terrorist attack by chemical or biological agents:

Fetch the duct tape from your Department of Homeland Security Preparedness kit.
Grab a plastic bag, such as a trash bag, or even a grocery bag.
Place bag over head.
Wrap tape around neck several times to secure the bag.
Lie down and relax, knowing you will soon be at [...]

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Not that it will rock anyone’s world, but I finally fixed an old gaff which made browsing the Nosuch archives less easy than I wanted it. The “Older Entries” link at the end of the page will correctly take you to the archive page containing the last post, and from there you can continue browsing [...]

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Last Friday, to celebrate a day of romance, the good wife and I headed out to Master Steelow’s Fun House at it’s new space at Club Shelter. We donned some of our fetish finery and braved the frigid temperatures on our quest for something hot.
Club Shelter has some good things going for it. One selfish [...]

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One part of the movies I enjoy are the coming attractions. Being the critical son-of-a-bitch that I am, getting to watch three or four previews is a chance to pass judgment on a film in the fraction of the time it would take to actually watch it. I’ll admit that you can’t necessarily tell a [...]

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And the snow just keeps coming, and coming, and coming…
Sources close to the White House say that the extreme amount of snowfall crippling the northeast United States is probably not a terrorist attack, but they are still investigating. It is a bit odd that on President’s Day we’d get all this snow. Seems suspicious to [...]

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