Every now and then I take a look at my logs to see if my ten readers are still popping by on occasion. When I indulge in this exercise, it is clear that there are almost more machines coming to these pages than humans. Seems my humor plays well to software.
Some of these machines, like [...]
Entries from February 2003
Attack of the Inconsiderate Robots
February 28th, 2003 · Comments Off
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Yahell
February 27th, 2003 · Comments Off
If Google is the Gallant of web brands, Yahoo is certainly the Goofus. Every time I am forced to deal with Yahoo, I come away feeling unclean.
No matter how many times I unsubscribe and adjust my marketing settings, Yahoo still manages to send me spam. Giving your email address to Yahoo is like handing your [...]
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Blogimmick
February 26th, 2003 · Comments Off
It’s voice mail! It’s a blog! It’s both! Two great tastes that don’t go great together.
I’m talking about Audblog, the new “audio blogging” service available, and getting far too much attention for something which is merely a niche technology, a novelty or both.
The premise of Audblog is the ability to post up to two minutes [...]
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Forbidden Toys of Texas
February 25th, 2003 · Comments Off
With the recent arrival of a bounty of goodies from MyPleasure.com, our toy closet here would now be a class A misdemeanor in Texas. Owning more than six dildos or vibrators is clearly sign that you must be a dildo pusher, with intent to promote dildos.
I guess some lawmakers in Texas were concerned about women [...]
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Bleak
February 24th, 2003 · Comments Off
Before September 11th, 2001, and I only use that date because it is such a clear landmark in my mind, I worked in a group of eight people. Enough people to do a Gilligan’s Island group costume for Halloween and have one person extra to play a gorilla. Soon we will be a group of [...]
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