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Dispose of properly

December 12th, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If, perchance, a long meeting should interrupt the enjoyment of one’s carbonated beverage of choice, do not neglect to discard the can and its now room-temperature contents immediately upon returning to one’s desk. Otherwise habit may cause a sip to be taken from the warm can and the unpleasant discovery of just how much like malted battery acid Dr. Pepper tastes like when it is no longer cold.

Yuck.

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