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November 5th, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Did my civic duty and pissed into the wind of democracy. Now I can bitch and moan with complete smugness for the next election.

“Hey, don’t blame me, I voted for the Marijuana Reform party.”

Actually, with the exception of thumbing my nose at the usual two gangs of crooks and liars by backing Ralph in the last presidential election, I can’t bring myself to actually vote for a third party. Eliminating those candidates from the list of viable choices leaves me with not too many good choices.

Maybe someday when I’m filthy rich I can buy myself a couple of good politicians. Until then, I’m stuck with voting, which feels about as effective as tossing a penny in a well and making a wish.

Democrat or Republican? Does it matter? I feel like my choice is like picking the scent of lube that’s going to be used while I get sodomized. It really doesn’t matter, because I still get fucked.

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