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Gadget Envy

August 26th, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

I will replace my Kyocera Smartphone/PDA/Iron Lung with the Danger Sidekick the moment my contract with Sprint ends.

I also plan on setting the phone on fire and throwing it through the window of the nearest Sprint store. Then I will take the last Sprint bill I get and wipe my ass with it, before enclosing it with my final payment, which will be all pennies.

Did I mention I don’t like Sprint PCS?

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