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Legal Department, updated

March 23rd, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Sorry about this. I still hate lawyers and legalese as much as everyone else, but seeing how little things change over time, it just can’t be avoided.

Global Legal Terms of Use

The information contained and accessed on this site (the “Site”) is provided by the owner of the Site (“Mr. Nosuch”) for general guidance and amusement and is intended to offer the user general information of interest and entertainment. Due to demanding nature of maintaining the Site, Mr. Nosuch is required to charge an email processing fee for any of the following entities: KPMG, and Starbucks (the “Clueless”). This fee is $10,000 per e-mail, and includes email sent to any address in the domain from any domain owned or operated by the Clueless or its affiliates, or email sent in any official capacity from the Clueless or its duly charged agents. The receipt of any such email constitutes acceptance of these terms.

If Starbucks lawyers are stupid enough to go after people who link to them, I figure I’ve got a right to their money. There’s nothing better than separating stupid lawyers from their money.

As always, feel free to adopt this policy for your own website.

Thanks again, Boing Boing!

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