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March 19th, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If I could find the little turd who deposited his or her wad of chewing gum on a theatre seat in just such a manner that it would successfully deposit itself onto my pant leg as I sat and enjoyed Gosford Park, I would take that person and use a baseball bat to remove every single tooth from his or her head.

This would undoubtedly prevent the little turd from doing the same act again to another hapless theatre goer, and thereby be a gracious public service.

No, I’m not mad. Not at all. And no, I am not going to move to Singapore, in spite of this nasty incident. A bit of ice, a bit of effort, a great deal of profanity, and I carry on.

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