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Small bladder? Take a train

February 12th, 2002 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Make sure to put on some extra deodorant and drink no liquids on your next flight:

An airline passenger who allegedly got up to go the bathroom less than 30 minutes before landing became the first person arrested under a new federal flight regulation adopted for the Olympics. Richard Bizarro, 59, could get up to 20 years in prison on charges of interfering with a flight crew. Because of the incident, air marshals aboard the plane ordered all passengers to put their hands on their heads for the rest of the flight.

I guess terrorists will be deterred by the threat of a lengthy game of “Simon Says”. I wonder, is it considered interfering with a flight crew to whip it out and pee into the aisle from your seat?

It’s really surprising that they even let a guy board the plane with the name “Bizarro” on his ticket. What were they expecting?

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