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New York City meets Munich

December 14th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

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See what happens when I’m not able to be in the city for a few months? New York is now the #2 most polite city in the United States.

Yeah, right. I’m curious to know what kind of politeness dipstick Ms. Marjabelle Young Stewart is using to come up with her list. Me thinks Ms. Stewart is just being nice to us beleaguered Gothamites. Well, she can take her pity and shove it up her ass. (Is that rude enough?)

In any case, I’ll just have to be sure to be extra rude when I’m walking the streets of Manhattan to make up for lost time. Don’t worry, I think I can single-handedly get New York off that list. In the meantime, Ms. Stewart can go fuck herself and stop spreading lies, lies and damnable lies about my rude city. The last thing we need are more idiot tourists.

“Hey, honey, let’s go to New York City! I hear it’s real polite!”

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