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December 7th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Legal Department

Pardon me for a moment. I hate lawyers and legalese as much as the next guy, but in these times, sometimes it can’t be helped.

Global Legal Terms of Use

The information contained and accessed on this site (the “Site”) is provided by the owner of the Site (“Mr. Nosuch”) for general guidance and amusement and is intended to offer the user general information of interest and entertainment. Due to demanding nature of maintaining the Site, Mr. Nosuch is required to charge an email processing fee for any of the following entities: KPMG (the “Clueless”). This fee is $10,000 per e-mail, and includes email sent to any address in the domain from any domain owned or operated by the Clueless or its affiliates, or email sent in any official capacity from the Clueless or its duly charged agents. The receipt of any such email constitutes acceptance of these terms.

I mean, KPMG paid an entire squadron of lawyers who worked hard to come up with their entirely delusional and ridiculous policy. I did my ridiculous and delusional policy myself, for free. And I think mine is a lot more useful. Now I’m prepared in case of a pissing match.

Feel free to adopt this policy for your own website.

Confused? Read this article.

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