Mistakes were made

New York City meets Munich

November 5th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Back up

Apparently someone at my company has been diligently eating a diet high in fiber. His massive movement must have completely incapacitated one of the four toilets available for us gentlemen to use. This means our contingency center is now operating at 75% crapper capacity.

Ordinarily, this wouldn’t be a big deal. But one of the side effects of the CB 2000 male chastity device, which >Conny dusted off and bolted on yours truly last night, is the need to sit down to use the ‘loo. It’s times like this that I appreciate the little conveniences that I take for granted.

I think I’ll cut back on the soda a wee bit today.

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