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New York City meets Munich

October 30th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Thanks for sharing

I think New Jersey Transit must giving out fingernail clippers as part of a promotion.

Tonight, on the train home, I heard that same, creepy sound again:

Snip. Snip. Snip.

Nothing is more delightful than people tending to matters of grooming during the commute. Why should I mind having to pick out bits and pieces of other people’s fingernails out of my hair when I get off the train? And why just stop with manicures? Why not trim the bangs, too? Or perhaps snip some underarm hair? Squeeze those blackheads clean, tweeze the brows and take a Q-Tip to ears.

And while we are at it, there’s no reason to deal with the nuisance of getting out of your seat to go to the bathroom? Just cut loose and leave a steaming gift on the seat for the next passenger! Convenient and fun!

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