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August 16th, 2001 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Got Bran?

Our cafeteria at work has a suggestion box, and once in awhile they post the suggestions/questions with answers. I thought I’d do something altrusitic for the people I work with this:

I think you should offer more high-fiber meals and snacks. It’s pretty clear to me that a lot of people around here could use more fiber in their diet. Nothing is more distracting in the bathroom than the sound of a colleague in the next stall doing an impersonation of an almost-empty ketchup bottle with their colon.

I’m only being partly altruistic, though. I’m just looking to improve my morning reading break of the daily issue of Today’s Papers.

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