New York Governor Eliot Spitzer announced his resignation from office today, stating that he was stepping down so that he could spend more time “with the women in his life.” Spitzer had delayed his resignation as he was trying to finish up some last minute legislation, apparently involving legalizing prostitution.
Upon his return to the private sector, Governor Spitzer will become the new spokesman for Trojan condoms. The new commercial will feature him saying “My call girls always demand I use Trojan brand condoms, because I really want the sex. Shouldn’t yours?”
mrnosuch 
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